Ugh, Hello. 

zaraj:

flawlessbonnie:

zaraj:

flawlessbonnie:

zaraj:

flawlessbonnie:

 Who do you think I am? Lindsey Lohan?

You have a better complexion though, I’ll give you that.

 Thanks?

Welcome. That isn’t a compliment I give out lightly. Trust me.

 Hah! Seriously, if you give me a compliment the world will end.

I just did. The apocalypse hasn’t started.

Now, did you say your name? I didn’t catch it.

 Yet.

I’m Bonnie. Now you, name and godly parent.