Ugh, Hello. 

zaraj:

flawlessbonnie:

zaraj:

flawlessbonnie:

 Yet.

I’m Bonnie. Now you, name and godly parent.

You’re a bright ray of sunshine, aren’t you?

Zara. People keep mentioning godly parents but there must be something in the water here because I don’t have one and no one should.

 Aw, thank you dear!

So how did you pass by the magical protection and Peleus? MORTAL IN CAMP, BEWARE!

-fake smiles brightly- Welcome, sweetie.

I woke up under the pine tree. What the hell is a Peleus?

 Wow, your smile is as fake as Fergie’s voice.

A dragon. But don’t worry, you can’t see him. Only who’s “on crack” can. -laughs hard-