Ugh, Hello. 

zaraj:

flawlessbonnie:

 Wow, your smile is as fake as Fergie’s voice.

A dragon. But don’t worry, you can’t see him. Only who’s “on crack” can. -laughs hard-

-glares- That was for a reason, sweetie.

Well, obviously you’re tripping. And all of you are on a bad trip. I’ll have much better complexions than all of you. -flips hair-

 Of course it was! Everything has its reasons.

You’re a drugged too, if you’re here. They wouldn’t let you last for so long if you weren’t one of us. Tsk tsk.